Why I Became Vegan

Ok this is probably not the traditional “how I turned vegan” story, but it is my story. I was one weird little puppet. It all began when I was very young…

I was an avid bug squishing maniac like many wee ones, until my mom saw me trampling ants like some mindless robot, a creepy gleeful smile on my face. “Yes I am your God and now you must all suffer my fiery gleeful wrath!” That smile seemed to say.

“Umm Olga you know those ants have little lives too” my mother informed me, looking a little worried for her crazed manic killing machine daughter.

I immediately stopped and thought about this. This was probably the most life changing moment of my life. “Whatttt? They have lives like meeee? But how? I thought… umm aren’t i… the ruler of all things??” It was a serious blow to my fragile belief that I was superior to all other forms of life.

After that I became totally and completely obsessed with the lives of other bugs. I would explore outside for hours lifting up stones watching all of the different bugs scurry around. I fearlessly collected all the information I could from picking up and inspecting every bug, reading books on them, and creating personal identities for the ones I saw most often.

Eventually, after much studying my poor deflated ego was able to return. I might not be the evil overlord of all things, where little lives are empty and meaningless compared to my own magnificence. But certainly I was still some type of all powerful creature… I must be the queen of all bugs!

I regularly kept watch over all the bugs under the stones in my yard, leaving bits of food near the ant hills and giving rolly pollies kisses to let them know they’d been graced by their benevolent ruler, but the true gift of benevolence and graceful leadership was shown to the massive number of silverfish living in the garage.

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There were tons of old boxes and silverfish all over the place in the garage behind my house. Unlike the other bugs I kept watch over in my yard, I was certain that these bugs not only lived under my watchful eye, but they truly worshipped me and understood that I was their queen.

I would go sit for hours in the garage waiting for the silverfish to come and crawl on me. I named many of them and was quite sure I could recognize any of my more devoted followers on a personal level.

I’m not sure what my mom thought of her strange and creepy garage dwelling child who preferred to spend her time with bugs than anyone else. I’m not sure she knew what she created when she transformed me from that prideful manic killing machine into an obsessively benevolent overlord to the bugs. Certainly it must have been troubling to hear about other little girls wanting dolls and toys and new Barbie cars, only to see her strange daughter covered in bugs whispering secret messages to them in dark corners.

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This gradually built up to little me realizing that despite obviously being superior to all other humans and creatures, (perhaps I had been adopted from some alien kingdom where I was meant to be an empress), mayyyybe other creatures also thought they were as important as I was, and mayyyybe their lives were just as important in secret ways that not everyone could see.

The final straw was me deciding that I wanted to have a bug collection, so I could see all the wonderful things I saw everyday right inside my room! My mom helped me setup a killing jar ( a glass mason jar with a cotton ball covered in alcohol). Maybe she was secretly relieved to see me back to my old psychotic killer roots, maybe she thought it would destroy my strange bug whispering garage dwelling ways and turn me into a normal Barbie doll loving girl in lace socks. Sadly for her, and happily for all of bug kind, it didn’t.

My first victim was a bright green moth ( Actias luna). I caught it and put it in the jar and watched it, getting ready to pin it in my exciting new collection.

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Happy at having found something so beautiful as my first specimen, and proud of my superhuman bug catching ability, I sat down to watch it die. I didn’t really understand what dying meant at this point. I didn’t understand that for it to become mine I would have to take the most precious thing that belonged to him/her.

To this day it’s one if my most vivid memories. Just watching this moth try to escape and gradually getting slower and slower. It stopped flying and settled at the base of the jar pawing at the glass with its legs, furry antennae slowly tapping the glass as it looked out.

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. This moth… one of the citizens of my kingdom… was disappearing from the world. I envisioned the life I was taking from this moth, a life not really all that different from my own. What was I doing???? I tore the lid off the jar and released the moth immediately bursting into tears.

I’m not sure if the moth survived, but I like to hope it did. Shortly after this incident and one other I became vegetarian, not wanting to be responsible for taking the life away from other creatures, no more than I wanted my life to be stolen from me.

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15 responses to “Why I Became Vegan

  1. This is one of the most morbid yet hilarious “why I became vegan” stories I’ve ever heard!!
    Just… what!?!?
    Hahahaha! This was so entertaining…!
    Lorna | naturally-bee.blogspot.co.uk |

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  2. Personally, I find your story touching, and so done in an entertaining manner.

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  3. This is an interesting narration! Although it started in the most amusing way, it ended in a spiritual uplifting manner. Long live all creatures big and small!

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  4. Thanks for following my blog! 🙂

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  5. I loved reading this story. I can relate on a number of levels. Thank you. Your writing makes me want to continue to write my own stories. MANY Blessings! ~ Gerean/The Animal Spirits

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  6. Great post,that I think a lot of people can identify with, though sadly some never get beyond the ‘thinking they’re god’ stage.Great story-telling and good artwork, very inspiring!!Thanks for sharing!!

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  7. What a fun site! Love your visuals. Thanks for sharing this bittersweet story with us. Looking forward to reading more.
    ~~~S Wave~~~~

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  8. The last line of this post is really special:
    “I became vegetarian, not wanting to be responsible for taking the life away from other creatures, no more than I wanted my life to be stolen from me”

    Responsibility – herein lies the crux of the issue. When we consume an animal, or otherwise harm or kill an animal, we are responsible for taking away precious life from a living being – nothing is more irresponsible. We have to take responsibility and respect the life of other living creatures, as they value their individual lives as we do ours.

    Nice post, keep up the good work!

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  9. This is an amazing story! You truly tell a heartfelt story in a hilarious way–that resonates with so much going on in the world. Truly mythic in crazy true way!!I love your manically humorous cartoons too! I am honored meanwhile that you are also following my blog.

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  10. Awesome story! Loved your journey, well done and well said too. I am constantly being considered rather looney for not wanting to kill even the bugs that raid our gardens, lol. I sense that you and I share some similar philosophies :). Thanks for the follow of my blog, cheers Suz.

    http://gardentokitchenwithsuz.wordpress.com

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  11. Great story!! Thanks for the follow. Much appreciated. Namaste, Ellen

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